My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
