summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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