They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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