Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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