I skipped work to stalk him.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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