they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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