Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
