ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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