your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If that was your dad, he is hot
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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