Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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