you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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