Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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