My hand turned me down
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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