So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Betty ford says i'm here all night
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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