so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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