Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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