the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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