why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
