Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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