So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She is in my trunk
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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