I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I would fuck him just for his dog
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