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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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