I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My dick has a subreddit
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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