This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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