he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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