Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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