There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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