He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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