Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
If that was your dad, he is hot
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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