He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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