well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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