For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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