with your own penis?
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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