You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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