You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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