Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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