yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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