I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
