is this the sara with the beer cane?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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