he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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