good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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