no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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