im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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