Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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