I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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