he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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