Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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