It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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