ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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