We won't sleep together?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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