Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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