ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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