The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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