none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
